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While the world sleeps, waddleton peeks

How do you even stop The Peeking Duck?

"What was supposed to be an anchor for peace became the launch key of global chaos."

- Blossom's owner

Birth of a Villain

Waddleton the Peeking Duck was a chunky dog toy meant to keep Blossom the Great White Bark busy and to maintain peace in the house.

Subjected to chewing and drooling for hours and days on end ... he accepted his so-called "purpose" ... a little too soon ...

Birth of a Villain

Break

On a cloudy day, after Blossom brought Waddleton to the backyard, she was distracted and grazed on grass. Without warning, thunder clapped. Instantly panicked, Blossom ran back into the house to hide, without Waddleton

Showering in freedom for the very first time since the unboxing, Waddleton ran and hid inside a trash can.

Little did he know, that trash can was NOT storage ...

Break

Para-nomaly

The instant Waddleton entered that household trash can ... ANOTHER duck, just like himself, rose from a neighbor's trash can.

These trash receptacles, however, were NOT cloning pods ...

Para-nomaly

Rel-Endless

Every time Waddleton (any one of him) entered a trash receptacle, a duck was conjured from a different timeline, a different universe.

Each time a duck was pulled, another Blossom lost her chunky toy.

This isn't a viral outbreak. This is an invasion.

Rel-Endless

Witness Accounts

Many witnesses seemed to recount the events surrounding the initial thunder clap ...

"I was working near my window when thunder clapped ... I looked out ... there it was ... a beam of bright blue light coming from the sky ..." - Mark

"I would say no more than 5 minutes after thunder struck ... I heard an explosion ... everyone was telling me it was just thunder again ... I know what I heard ..." - Cora

"It roared, Lou .... IT ROARED!" - Artie

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By: Lou L.

Name(s): Waddleton, The Peeking Duck

Color: Yellow

Height: Variable, depending on timeline/universe

Body Type: "Chunky"

Observed Behavior:

- Attaches himself to passersby's personal belongings. He will peek out to look for more trash receptacles.

- Has the ability to realign his atoms to blend into surrounds.

- Will only turn yellow when he finds an attachment point.

We urge everyone to report all sightings IMMEDIATELY.

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Those who chose Waddleton

5 out of 5 stars

Crossbody bag is the perfect size and the duck peeking out is so CUTE.

– Amanda
5 out of 5 stars

the crossbody bag quality is great. Zippers feel good and it’s the right size for my EDC. The little duck makes it feel unique.

– Brandon H.
5 out of 5 stars

I wasn’t sure about sizing but I ordered my usual and it fits great. Really comfy actually. Also the duck peeking out makes people do a double take lol

– Mike D.
5 out of 5 stars

Got the utility crossbody bag and I use it almost every day now. Bigger than I thought it would be. Shipping took about a week which was fine. The little duck peeking out the front pocket is actually my fave part.

– Sara K.
5 out of 5 stars

material feels nice and soft worn it a few times already and it still looks good buddy at work asked why a duck head was staring at them

– Anthony
5 out of 5 stars

the gym bag is perfect for the gym and short weekend stuff. Shipping was smooth. Also the duck is weirdly funny … didn’t expect that.

– Hung L.
5 out of 5 stars

Canvas print came today and honestly it looks better than I expected. Packaging was solid and now it’s hanging in my office and the duck kinda looks like it’s watching everyone.

– Jenna P.
5 out of 5 stars

Gym bag is great, it holds all my stuff and doesn’t feel cheap. Shipping was quicker than I thought.

– kyle
5 out of 5 stars

Super comfortable and fits true to size. I hate when shirts shrink but this one seems good so far.

– Emily W.
5 out of 5 stars

Got the crossbody bag mainly for travel. Works just fine. Enough pockets for my stuff and it doesn’t feel bulky. Also Waddleton peeking out of the front pocket is kinda genius.

– Jordan
5 out of 5 stars

good.

– Tim
5 out of 5 stars

I ordered my normal size and it fits the way I wanted. The materials are soft. Got good shipping updates. Ngl the waddleton is growing on me

– Chris
5 out of 5 stars

Bought the canvas print for my apartment. Colors look great and it arrived in good shape. Now waddleton just peeks at everyone that walks in.

– Melissa G.