Here are the items that we found.
While the world sleeps, waddleton peeks
How do you even stop The Peeking Duck?
"What was supposed to be an anchor for peace became the launch key of global chaos."
- Blossom's owner
Birth of a Villain
Waddleton the Peeking Duck was a chunky dog toy meant to keep Blossom the Great White Bark busy and to maintain peace in the house.
Subjected to chewing and drooling for hours and days on end ... he accepted his so-called "purpose" ... a little too soon ...
Break
On a cloudy day, after Blossom brought Waddleton to the backyard, she was distracted and grazed on grass. Without warning, thunder clapped. Instantly panicked, Blossom ran back into the house to hide, without Waddleton
Showering in freedom for the very first time since the unboxing, Waddleton ran and hid inside a trash can.
Little did he know, that trash can was NOT storage ...
Para-nomaly
The instant Waddleton entered that household trash can ... ANOTHER duck, just like himself, rose from a neighbor's trash can.
These trash receptacles, however, were NOT cloning pods ...
Rel-Endless
Every time Waddleton (any one of him) entered a trash receptacle, a duck was conjured from a different timeline, a different universe.
Each time a duck was pulled, another Blossom lost her chunky toy.
This isn't a viral outbreak. This is an invasion.
Witness Accounts
Many witnesses seemed to recount the events surrounding the initial thunder clap ...
"I was working near my window when thunder clapped ... I looked out ... there it was ... a beam of bright blue light coming from the sky ..." - Mark
"I would say no more than 5 minutes after thunder struck ... I heard an explosion ... everyone was telling me it was just thunder again ... I know what I heard ..." - Cora
"It roared, Lou .... IT ROARED!" - Artie
Profile
By: Lou L.
Name(s): Waddleton, The Peeking Duck
Color: Yellow
Height: Variable, depending on timeline/universe
Body Type: "Chunky"
Observed Behavior:
- Attaches himself to passersby's personal belongings. He will peek out to look for more trash receptacles.
- Has the ability to realign his atoms to blend into surrounds.
- Will only turn yellow when he finds an attachment point.
We urge everyone to report all sightings IMMEDIATELY.
